Have I mentioned how much I dislike squirrels? They ate the edges of my birdseed container. They chewed away all of the edges, enough so the pouring rain we've had got in and soaked the sunflower seeds. What a smell! (almost as interesting as the mysterious cat urine smell coming from somewhere in the narthex...)
I used to like Rocky and Bullwinkle, but no more! The only flying squirrel I want to see is one coming off the clay pigeon thrower with a shotgun aimed right at it!